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My Life, My Card - 5 Cents
Posted by: Mark Nichols

10 May 2007

I'm really stressed out. I don't know if I should vacation in Tahiti or the Caribbean. Should I go to both places? I'm also wondering about the best brand of yacht to buy. There are so many choices that it is really taking a toll on me. And I have my people telling me that I should sell the estate in Vermont, but I want to keep my own mountain resort. Shouldn't everyone have their own mountain on which to ski? I'm not asking too much, am I?


People just don't understand how difficult it is to be extremely wealthy. You try carrying suitcases full of Benjamins to the bank every morning. It's tough! And last week my Bentley was in the shop again! I had to get a smudge removed from a side view mirror. So I ended up having to drive the Corvette to the tennis courts. How embarrassing!


And the hedge funds are knocking down my door to get me to invest - I give them each a couple of million just to get some peace and quiet every day.


My life is not easy. That's why my card is American Express.



With my credit card limit of $22,000,000 I don't have to put any thought into my purchases. I buy whatever I want! Thank you American Express!


(And I also live a stress-reduced life by getting financial advice from Yahoo. It seems that most of their advice is for the uber rich, just like me! Thank you Yahoo!)

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