06 Apr 2007
Many of us have gone to college and sat through some of the most boring classes known to man (not me, though - I didn't take chemistry). Regardless, I think we've all thought about why we're not taking or haven't taken the classes we really want to. Well, think no more. Were that there were a school like this.
Dime Brothers Finishing School, LLC (Nasdaq: DBFS) announces the opening of preparatory schools around the globe. DBFS, LLC will teach you all the things you want to know for the low low price of - but wait! If you enroll now you'll be allowed to enroll in an extra class for free!
Chess (beginning, advanced, and Deep Blue)
MacGyver (up to four semesters)
Home Depot (with construction, plumbing, and electrical concentrations)
Musical Instruments (including Guitar, either Rock Star or Coffee Haus; Piano, either Rock Star or Church; and many others)
Practicums designed to allow you to gain experience in a variety of real-world fields, such as flower shop, massage therapy, auto shop, or real estate get-rich-quick schemes
We're adding more classes every semester!
Registrants can apply to our one- or two-year programs. We keep costs down by basing our operations in tax-favorable countries. Choose from one of our many waterfront locations in Mexico, Indonesia, and Louisiana.
Sign up now, registration ends soon!